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I'll take over the duties...

IllDevil

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Dec 23, 2011
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SO it has to be done. Someone has to take over the duties at Rivals for ASU. So here goes it (i expect a contract in the mail [snail] tomorrow]:

Theta Chi: well after getting kicked off campus in 2002 for allowing the filming of "Shane's World 22, campus invasion" the theta chis grouped together and colonized again. But unfortunately, got kicked off campus again and are now nothing but a mere figment of my imagination and a parking lot.

Fumbles: I once postponed a flight from PHX to ORD to stay an extra night during my first year of law school to attend penny beer night at Fumbles. The night was epic, finalized with a solid FB (look it up) of a DG, only to find out my new flight rerouted me through ATL on the way home to Chicago. NOT a direct flight at all.

Matt Simmons: Frosh computer science major reports the tang on palm walk is more prolific than that on the 1969 NASA shuttle.

Dr. Crow reports all is well, and that his hyperberic chamber only holds one, so LEAVE ME ALONE.

Dingdongsquad.com reports that ASU membership is at an all time high, and that since Fumbles closed, they have seen a serious uptick in repeat downloads.



This post was edited on 2/24 8:36 PM by IllDevil
 
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