I'm a huge fan of limericks. End of the day, business is at a close, and therefore I thought I'd regale my fellow Sun Devils with some homemade limericks. Feel free to join in but keep them rated PG-13 please (admittedly tough to do sometimes with limericks)
There once was a young man from Tucson...
Whose team sucked so bad, their fans moved on.
They'd dance and they'd brag...
While waving a punt flag.
With a ball their center threw up on
There once was a young lady from Sonora
Who rooted for a team most would ignore-a
She'd wear red and blue
And think she was smarter than you
Until she made minimum wage at Sephora
There was once a coach from West Virginia
Whose antics off field made you cringe-a
He tanked in Ann Arbor
But soon found safe harbor
Making stupid videos again and again-a
There once was a young man from Tucson...
Whose team sucked so bad, their fans moved on.
They'd dance and they'd brag...
While waving a punt flag.
With a ball their center threw up on
There once was a young lady from Sonora
Who rooted for a team most would ignore-a
She'd wear red and blue
And think she was smarter than you
Until she made minimum wage at Sephora
There was once a coach from West Virginia
Whose antics off field made you cringe-a
He tanked in Ann Arbor
But soon found safe harbor
Making stupid videos again and again-a
