Please allow me to introduce myself
A position of blitz and chase
I've been around for the Todd Graham years
Stole many a man's yards to gain
And I was 'round when Carl Bradford
Had his seasons of PAC-12 fame
Made damn sure the Packers
Called his name and sealed his fate
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game
I stuck around Murphy-Richardson
When I saw it was a time for a change
Stole the card and dismissed for good
Huddle members screamed in vain
Davon Durant
Held a general's rank
When the mugshot came
And fans' hopes sank
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah
(Who? Who? Who? Who?)
I watched with glee
While Latu and Washington
Fought for ten straight snaps
With Nelson and Boateng
(Who? Who? Who? Who?)
I shouted out,
Who killed Chans Cox's feet?
When after all
It was you and me
(Who? Who?, Who? Who?)
Let me please introduce myself
I'm a man of stealth and waste
And I laid traps for Subtyl's scores
To get killed before they reached Tempe
(Who? Who? Who? Who?)
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
(Who? Who?)
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game.
Oh yeah, first down, baby
(Who? Who? Who? Who?)
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's confusing you
Is just the nature of my game
(Who? Who? Who? Who?)
Caldwell's academics were minimal
And Longino, returning ain't
As heads is tails
Call on Kalen Ballage
'Cause I'm in need of QB contain
(Who? Who? Who? Who?)
If you meet Bo Wallace
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
(Who? Who?)
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or I'll lay Koron Crump to waste, mm yeah
(Who? Who? Who? Who?)
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, mm yeah
(Who who)
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, mm mean it, get down
(Who? Who? Who? Who?)
A position of blitz and chase
I've been around for the Todd Graham years
Stole many a man's yards to gain
And I was 'round when Carl Bradford
Had his seasons of PAC-12 fame
Made damn sure the Packers
Called his name and sealed his fate
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game
I stuck around Murphy-Richardson
When I saw it was a time for a change
Stole the card and dismissed for good
Huddle members screamed in vain
Davon Durant
Held a general's rank
When the mugshot came
And fans' hopes sank
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah
(Who? Who? Who? Who?)
I watched with glee
While Latu and Washington
Fought for ten straight snaps
With Nelson and Boateng
(Who? Who? Who? Who?)
I shouted out,
Who killed Chans Cox's feet?
When after all
It was you and me
(Who? Who?, Who? Who?)
Let me please introduce myself
I'm a man of stealth and waste
And I laid traps for Subtyl's scores
To get killed before they reached Tempe
(Who? Who? Who? Who?)
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
(Who? Who?)
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game.
Oh yeah, first down, baby
(Who? Who? Who? Who?)
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's confusing you
Is just the nature of my game
(Who? Who? Who? Who?)
Caldwell's academics were minimal
And Longino, returning ain't
As heads is tails
Call on Kalen Ballage
'Cause I'm in need of QB contain
(Who? Who? Who? Who?)
If you meet Bo Wallace
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
(Who? Who?)
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or I'll lay Koron Crump to waste, mm yeah
(Who? Who? Who? Who?)
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, mm yeah
(Who who)
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, mm mean it, get down
(Who? Who? Who? Who?)
