Mornin Mates...
Today's Topic = NIL Hits North Pole
I'm sorry to have to report that things are not looking all the good for Santa tonight whose reindeer (saintnicolas magicalus) have been upset that Rudolph has been given a lot more NIL money than the rest of the reindeer who will be pulling Santa's sleigh tonight...
It seems that Comet, Vixen and Blitzen are basically okay with the disparity but not so with Dasher, Cupid, Donner, Prancer and Dancer...
All of the reindeer get that Rudolph, with his red nose so bright, has to lead the sleigh tonight, but it still rankles many of the reindeer, who just don't think it's fair, since they all have to pull the same weight on the sleigh, that is loaded down with presents, for every kid who has been nice this past year...
Unfortunately, things are not much better in the Toy Factory where Mrs Clause has been dealing with a bunch of disgruntled Elves who know what's going on with Santa's reindeer and don't like it one bit...
They've formed a pact of sorts and are not working at their usual fast pace to make sure all of the toys are finished by tonight...
Mrs. Clause gave some NIL bonuses to Buddy, Dobby and Link but that just upset Legolas, Elfo, Honeythorn, Bernard and Elrond further, who have now slowed down the toy production line to an almost total standstill...
The Santa Commission is looking into what is going on but it's doubtful that any satisfactory resolution will be forthcoming in time to save Santa's sleigh ride tonight...
Thankfully, in the meantime, all malls across America will be open most of today to help with things...
Of course, changing the subject some, Bobby's gift from Santa came last year when his contract was extended, so even though he will undoubtedly receive a bunch of coal in his stocking tonight, he will have plenty of cash reserves to weather the ongoing BB storm that is still brewing in and around Tempe these days...
Additionally, the Four Corner schools - ASU, AU, Colorado and Utah - are all looking forward to going to the Big 12 next year...
It appears that the Utes are well positioned to make the transition and AU might just be behind them in football but not sure about either Colorado or ASU at this point...
The Buffs should have better "competitive traction" this next year since Prime Time has his son returning at QB and a bunch of new players, most highly rated, are now in place to provide his son better protection in the pocket during pass plays, etc...
Many Sun Devil fans, including myself, are wondering how much Dilly and his staff can improve the team's win vs loss total in 2024...
It shouldn't be all that difficult to exceed three wins, right..??
At least our Sun Devils won't have to be paying any luxury taxes like the MLB NY Mets will be paying this off-season, even though they were mediocre this past baseball season...
Hopefully, some of the $101 million owed in taxes will go to the North Pole where Santa and Mrs Clause could use it to settle some NIL derived things up there...
On Dancer and Prancer, Cupid and Vixen...dash away, dash away all...
G'day Mates and Go Devils!!!